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The movie Santa with Muscles ( "Hulk" Hogan, 1996) starts out with Hogan, as an evil millionaire, and his buddies going out for a paintball game in the Desert.

Santa with Muscles
After starting his day fighting with his hired goons, jerkwad health-supplement tycoon Blake ("Hulk" Hogan) decides it's time
for he and his buddies to go play some paintball. His butler Pierre (Pierre Dulat) begins preparing a Brass Eagle "Golden Eagle"
semiautomatic paintball gun, with a Viewloader VL200, and a Crosman pellet rifle telescopic sight.

Santa with Muscles
Pierre first hands Blake a small handful of what are presumably paintballs- although they make clinking noises- out of a
small silver creamer from a tea set.

Santa with Muscles
Blake then drops the paintballs into the hopper, while Pierre discusses the days business with him.

Santa with Muscles
Without even closing the lid on the hopper, Blake then takes a quick practice sight. Note the marker has no air tank.

Santa with Muscles
"Kay, guys, let's go kick some paintball butt!" as he strides out the front door.

Santa with Muscles
Out in the driveway, we find several of his buddies, tending a couple motorcross bikes, a Jeep CJ, and a Hummer.

Santa with Muscles
Three of whom are standing around waiting for Blake, each holding a Sheridan VM-68. Note the marker at the
far right has the tank mounted directly under the barrel.

Santa with Muscles
A slightly better shot of the VM-68, showing it's a well-worn example, probably an ex-rental.

Santa with Muscles
Here we can see the distinct vertical lines of the factory VM-68 "camoflage" anodizing on both the left and right ahnd markers.
Both also appear to be sporting APP "Sight Feeder Commander" 300-round loaders.

Santa with Muscles
With nothing more than "Let's roll!" as a greeting, they all mount up on the bikes and trucks, and head for the desert.
Note the guy on the white bike has his marker strapped crossways on his handlebars, with the loader in the center.

Santa with Muscles
Once at the playing area, where they apparently meet up with even more players, Blake tries to explain the rules to one of the blue players.

Santa with Muscles
And then shoots him at point blank range. "Never trust the enemy, captain!"

Santa with Muscles
For whatever reason, immediately thereafter, they get back in the cars and go blasting down the road.
Is this game played on the highway?

Santa with Muscles
As they're blasting along, the pass a police officer parked at a speed trap, who follows in pursuit and calls in for backup.

Santa with Muscles
"Why don't you just pull over?" "Rule number 20: Never surrender. Besides, this is fun! Gimme your paintgun!"

Santa with Muscles
As his passenger pickes up the Golden Eagle, he accidentally shoots Blake.

Santa with Muscles
Blake takes it from him ("Idiot!") and turns to fire a shot at the pursuing officer. Again, despite the marker has no air tank.

Santa with Muscles
Blake scores a hit on the officers windshield.

Santa with Muscles
After several more, the officer tries to clear the hits with his wipers.

Santa with Muscles
With his windsheild smeared with paint, he almost loses control of his car, sliding to a stop and forcing the other officers
to swerve around him. Blake then drives to a nearby mall to get away.

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